Harry Potter

A series of 7 books, very well written and very good, some don't think so. "It curses, blah blah blah!"
Well, it is. Harry Potter is awesome and a bestseller, until not-even-very-good book Twilight vampire love story knockoff Mr. Hot Sparkels took the shelves.
Harry Potter is awesome. JUST ADMIT IT! The author is amazing, the discriptions are vivid, the plot is very original and the characters are well-developed. worth reading, HP ROX!!!!

Twilight Fangirl 1: OMG OMG OMG EDWARD IS SOOOOOOO HOT IT'S A GREAT BOOK OMG!
Sane Harry Potter fan: get over yourself. Go read some REAL literature. Like Harry Potter.
Twilight Fangirl 2: Why? Edward is so hot.
Sane HP Fan: So? Harry's magic.
Twilight Fangirl 1: EDWARD!
Sane HP Fan: I give up.

by MyNameIsSeceret March 9, 2009

pantera

Something that really kicks ass.

Hank: Yo dude, I just won the lottery!!
Fred: Wow, that is so Pantera!!

by b-razzle June 11, 2006

pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex

After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest

by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010

silver pattern

Short for the Southern Silver Zodiac.
Pretty much a zodiac for southern people.

My silver pattern will get me laid.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 21, 2013

jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019