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Dutch oven 

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
Dutch oven by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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Jack Oven 

Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.
Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?

Yeah that was Jack Oven
Jack Oven by Price456 April 17, 2024

Swedish Oven 

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.
Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.
Swedish Oven by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Badgers Oven 

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet
I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.
Badgers Oven by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

Durch Oven 

I created a durch oven in bed after queefing
Durch Oven by h8filledb March 13, 2025

french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy
I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick
french oven by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

microwave oven transformer 

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.