dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people

Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget

by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024

Mega Midget

Smaller than the average height

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021

Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

midget

a short person

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!

by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022

Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.

Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.

by Escibar May 27, 2022

Midget

Midget is just libby in a nutshell

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1

by Tesco for life September 5, 2019

Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019