Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

by material gworl xx January 19, 2022

Unusual Mother

A weird, geeky, gothy, nerdy, alt, and/or strange mom of one or more sticky, loud, ridiculous, crazy monster called a child.

Lena is dancing to Spooky, Scary Skeletons with her kids in the front yard at midnight with witch hats and broomsticks in April *again*, she's such an unusual mother.

by lenavanvintage March 25, 2022

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

by troycat October 12, 2021

your mother

I am doing her rn 😀

I had (devils tango) with your mother

by definitely not spierghost October 13, 2021

Greek mother

A vicious monster that has a powerful weapon called the pantofla and it's looking for lazy kids that don't eat their fasolakia

Eat your food or the greek mother will come and kick your ass

by lion stasssssss July 16, 2021