Jesus lizarraga

Has the fattest cock out there just built different And usually an absolute unit

Bro he’s just Jesus Lizarraga

by Fax unit August 17, 2020

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

Lazard

LIZARD

A Liki-Zard or Lizard lazard

by HERRY THE DRAGON January 12, 2009

lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.

"The lizards control the world."

by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

Max and the Slippery Lizards

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.

That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

by dickheads123 February 12, 2009

Lizardist

One who follows Lizard

"Well as a Lizardist, I would have to respectfully disagree."

by Loz Rodd December 2, 2013