Lemon Zippered

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

by AssJockey. June 18, 2007

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea

“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

by The_Real_Fuck_Tart October 17, 2020

lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 1, 2008

Lemon Juice

the worst thing on the face of the earth, should never be sold or grown limes are just as bad but green

last xmas i drank 8 full large cups of lemon juice no lies!! i was sick for 3 days.

by cupatercake April 27, 2009

Lemon panties

A woman can be certified to have lemon panties only during her peak reproductive years, assumed to be aged 16-21.

First relevant use in r/badwomensanatomy. Used in a particularly boomer take on the “age hierarchy of a woman’s relevance.”

Those eighteen year old girls have certified lemon panties.

by Bexie B. January 30, 2022

lemon lime

the act of jizzing on your partners chest and then peeing in it then rolling around in it.

last night i had a lemon lime fest

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010

Lemon Pie

Something that is easy and straightforward to accomplish. Alludes to the ease and simplicity of an actual slice of lemon pie.

Tom: How long did the project take you?

Tim: Less than an hour. It's like lemon pie!

by airglow November 30, 2011