by henry 1 September 20, 2017
when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
by msmattress May 17, 2011
he's a foxy hob knob anyways!!
by sexysleepyhead July 17, 2006
very cool, expressing extreme coolness.. started with gay little english school girls, but there pussys so we took their word,..and..brought it to..america.
by Maxine March 20, 2005
A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
by Renegade0894 December 20, 2015
While having anal sex with another man, the man receiving will proceed to twist and clench his asshole in the motion of a door knob.
by BrownieScope February 16, 2011