knobgobbler

A man who gobbles on the circumsized end (knob)of another mans schlong while making a gobbling noise like a Thanksgiving turkey

Mmm of love sucking on yer knob billy... gobble-gobble-gobble! I am a good old-fashioned knobgobbler!

by knobgobbler December 31, 2007

dork knob

like a dumbass, but dorkier.

evolved from "doorknob"

"you're such a dork knob!"

by Raven Reid July 18, 2007

knob gobbler

Someone who gobbles knobs.

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.

by charrc July 30, 2008

knob

A fourth year (freshman) Cadet at the prestigious military institute of South Carolina. Called "knob" because of their shaved head which resebles a door knob.

Knobs receive the most shit out of any cadet at any military school.

by Oswaldo Sanchez April 3, 2005

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

Knob Jockey

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

Knob Polish

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003