Janus

Having a very very very big juicy anus.

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus

by Laurasexgod January 17, 2024

Janus

Having a very very very big juicy anus.

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus

by Laurasexgod January 17, 2024

Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023

Jens

a blond guy who wears a hoodie mostly and probably spends most of his time in discord with old men or young kids no other way, he is definitely a good guy.

Jens was playing catch with his kid

by Gayguy 8934 October 10, 2023

Jensen

annoying dickhead

You're such a jensen

by virgin4L October 16, 2023

Jens

A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.

Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...

by ThatGigaChad November 2, 2023

jenessa dean

If your name is jenessa dean you are a beautiful person and must have the best soul known to man, it is also well known and quite common for the solemate of someone named jenessa dean to be named nathan

Jenessa dean has got to be the nicest person I've ever met

by Lover boy 🫡 November 23, 2023