when you're getting a blow job and you punch the girl in the jaw right before you cum. You proceed to ejaculate into her ear canal so she hears your cum gurgling the rest of the day.
Kelsey, a natural cum guzzler, was being a dirty twat so i told her to give me a blowie. Little did she know I was about to give her an ear gurgle.
by turkish prime minister January 6, 2008
Get the ear gurglemug. The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
by DiabolicalC February 5, 2009
Get the Ear Candlemug. 
term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
by simplegr33n420 April 14, 2009
Get the musician's earmug. Friends who listen to every word you say when you're saying something you don't want others to overhear.
Person 1: I just finished overhearing Charlotte talk about her secret. She sucks her thumb like a baby at night.
Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?
Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!
Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?
Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!
by Tabbycat_Sheena April 4, 2011
Get the Ear Budsmug. The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
Get the Ear energymug. When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.
I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.
by Deliriums February 9, 2010
Get the ear gogglingmug.