Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 7, 2006

Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.

Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!

by Lowmein January 18, 2009

ham rammer

Person who loves to ream out the corn cannon.

Elton John is a ham rammer

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.

''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''

by natedawg99 January 4, 2012

ham on a burger

The burger served at "El Galáctico", a restaurant located at the Southern Bus Terminal in San Marcos, San Salvador. Price: $2.50. Literally a normal burger, but with ham on it

Nigga said ham on a burger

by treecoffee August 28, 2023

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003