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Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.
I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.
by merlinswish September 7, 2006
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Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.
Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!
by Lowmein January 18, 2009
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ham rammer

Person who loves to ream out the corn cannon.
by MikeZack March 27, 2008
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Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats
Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!
by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013
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ham dancing

Ejacaulating while singing 3 little pigs during video streaming
I had a great time ham dancing with my girl while she was on vacation.
by The og texas hammer April 25, 2017
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Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.
''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''
by natedawg99 January 4, 2012
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ham spatula

by miikeonthecob December 7, 2011
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