Ham Monster

What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.

"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

ham slam

Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum

Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.

by pdude618 June 18, 2016

Ham boning

When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham

Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham

by Someone u hate December 4, 2019

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

Ham Steak

Hot, juicy and steamy. Best enjoyed on an available bed or couch, perferably at a classy party.

"I want a ham steak"

by St. Cloud Crew January 28, 2009