goines

The act of punishing a weak man by railing him in the ass.

His wife was three times bigger than him so she regularly gave him the goines.

by baloon knot June 26, 2008

grey goose it

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

by Jove88 June 11, 2008

Loose Goose

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

by mrgconn May 2, 2019

mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

by the original MGG July 19, 2009

walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

Goose

awesome. dope. cool. mint. fresh. rad. best.

usually used similarly to "what's good?"

so say "what's goose"

or if you are real hip,

"whiz goose" or "s'goose?" or just plain "goose"

it can also be used as a substitute for almost any words - if you possess the skill and dome to do so.

"what's goose johnny"

"not shit, my girl just slapped me, but it's all goose. What's goose with you bre?"

"not shit, just eating a sub"

"word, well let's get goose on some leggy blondes later"

"that's whaz goose ma man, that's whaz goose."

by bigdaddyporksword August 8, 2014

goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009