Goatface

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina

EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now

by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012

Feed the Goat

To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!

After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.

by Then Came The Flop May 10, 2006

Totes ma goats

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.

"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."

by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

son of a motherless goat

A universal ethnic slur. If you don't know what the derogatory phrase is for a race you can use this as a substitute.

Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even get to first base.

by MrMe May 27, 2004

da goat no cap

an Instagram meme started in rappers comment sections by prodbyzaqq on IG.

Drake da 🐐 no 🧢.

Snoop Dogg da 🐐 no 🧢

Yeah he really da goat no cap

by lilzaqq October 19, 2021

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

Relationship goals

A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner

You guys are relationship goals

by Keekee339 July 21, 2016