by Unidyne March 11, 2005
Get the laugh at the floor mug.When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
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noun - 1. the sound emitted by the act of farting rainbows 2. a farted rainbow
verb - 1. the act of farting rainbows
verb - 1. the act of farting rainbows
by hyperboledotzip & theogeo January 12, 2009
Get the floort mug.The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.
by LennyFaces February 25, 2017
Get the floor surfing mug.The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers
Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work
by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017
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a fart that happens, after your gf gets down to business. It can be a happy floomp, or a sad floomp, depending on how good the bj is.
by billy eyelash September 29, 2018
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