A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
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