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floaturd
The
buoyant
nugget
sized turd that remains in the bowl after the
flush
Dave, I went to use
the crapper
and
some nasty
jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife
cooks
worse than mine.
by
Mr metal chip
July 8, 2015
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