cucumbers on fire

A green vegetable doused with fuel and lit up with a torch. It burns real nice!

Wow! look at those cucumbers on fire burn! It's burning real nice!

by solarbirdman January 8, 2010

pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

fire off a missle

Going to take a shit...

Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle.

by BVE July 8, 2006

Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

by L'LoKo April 27, 2010

Chariot of Fire

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)

When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

alex is on fire

The incorrect way to pronounce the name of the amazing screamo band Alexisonfire (the correct pronounciation being alexis-on-fire).

Who the hell would name a band Alex Is On Fire?

by godlovesaliar June 26, 2006

I Set My Friends On Fire

I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.

Albums Include:

"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"

Songs to check out from this album:

Things That Rhyme With Orange

But The Nuns Are Watching

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)

"Astral Rejection"

Songs to check out from this album:

It Comes Naturally

Excite Dyke

Astral Rejection

Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.

by GuppyIsAFish July 29, 2011