shit is fucked 

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

shit is fucked by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

quantum-fucked 

Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displace a single electron one nanometer, sex would've occurred.

Guy1: She was totally into it, but wanted to wait until the next day to do it for the first time. Then she got back together with her boyfriend the next morning.

Guy2: Shoulda sealed the deal that night.

Guy1: Yeah, I got quantum-fucked.

quantum-fucked by PositiveZero January 13, 2009

Buck Fucked 

The act of wasting money on something thought to be a good deal simply because it only cost a dollar.

Guy 1: "Dude this sandwich sucks!"
Guy 2: "Why did you buy it?"
Guy 1: "It was on the dollar menu."
Guy 2: "Dude, you just got Buck Fucked!"

Buck Fucked by WorldDominator55 May 10, 2010

Food Fucked 

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.

Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.

Food Fucked by nick and djr November 14, 2011

You Done Fucked Up

To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!

You Done Fucked Up by EonLover380 January 2, 2015

UD-fucked 

When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.

UD-fucked by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

and then I fucked your cousin 

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

and then I fucked your cousin by The Gerb May 18, 2010