Definitions by Jeanyis

beezee 

Another word for bitch, beyatch, biatch, beyotch or biyaatch. Popular with the kids.

"I know dat beezee didn't look at me wit her skank ass mascara"

beezee by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Header 

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

Header by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

hooker heels 

A type of women's shoe that communicates a very sexy, yet trashy overall appearance and body language. They generally add a certain sashay sway to the booty when walking.

Stilleto heels over 3" or clear platform shoes automatically qualify.

1. (Sarcastically) "Dude, where'd you pick up that lady?"
"Shit dawg, you see those hooker heels? Baby got bread!"

1. (Homegrrl walks in on crutches)
"DAAAAMMNNN beezee, what happen?"
"Took a header off my hooker heels last night and sprained my ankle foo!"

hooker heels by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

fake band 

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

fake band by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

shit is fucked 

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

shit is fucked by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

cup o' tea 

An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.

"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.

cup o' tea by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

friend group

A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend groups.

1. "This is going to be fucked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party."

2. "I can't believe my co-workers, my BFF from grade school, and my grrls are all going to be here tonight. How random! I hate it when my friend groups collide - aarrggh!

friend group by Jeanyis June 10, 2008