Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
Get the horizontal engineeringmug. Aeronautical Engineer with extensive technical knowledge of the F-16 aircraft and commitment to work days without sleep, with high doses of coffee.
by Martin the Jackal July 27, 2025
Get the F-16 Engineermug. he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020
Get the thomas the tank engine creaseymug. The Oompa Loompa of Science
by The looser September 25, 2023
Get the Software Engineeringmug. he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022
Get the thomas the tank enginemug. Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"
Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"
Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"
Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"
Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"
by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014
Get the Engineer's Mulletmug. What you will hear when a viking woman punches you in the stomach, before she slams a big ass hammer on your nuts.
by TheBlackBox333 April 21, 2020
Get the Engin miskunnmug.