Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
by EthanCannot July 23, 2023
Get the an Englishman's dietmug. by McKennaGracel0ver July 6, 2024
Get the Cum Only Dietmug. by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017
Get the Diet emomug. When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
Get the diet corruptionmug. by Fabsta. October 5, 2008
Get the The Minstrel Dietmug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015
Get the Monster Dietmug.