fry cook

One who does or sells copius amounts of hallucinogenic drugs.

Dude was so high, he's the biggest fry cook i know.

by Bouncy Castle November 5, 2013

Crooks

the wicked black guy in 'Of Mice And Men', who just mutters about how bad it is to be black and have a dodgy back. He's a funny guy.

Lenny: Why aren't you aloud in the bunk house, Crooks?
Crooks: Cause I'm black!

by AMCROOKS April 14, 2009

Cooked

adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

by I'd beat September 19, 2011

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011

cookaroo

Noun: a person or thing that happens that is silly and funny or weird. Someone who does something silly or funny or acts strange is a cookaroo!
Noun: a giant bird that looks like a flamingo and migrates from Indiana to Southern California when it's a mature adult.

~I paid for my parking and walked to where I parked. I didn't see my car anywhere. Wait a minute! I'm in the wrong parking structure! I am such a cookaroo!

~This gal knocked on my door. She was clearly drunk and high and wanted to pray for me. What a cookaroo!

by Necheska March 1, 2015

Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

cooked carrot

Basically disgusting, nobody likes you, ruins everything.

"She is such a cooked Carrot"

by allme554 January 25, 2017