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computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"
by Crazydude165 January 12, 2014
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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015
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computerlexia

Just don't understand computers , even after reading all instructions. The struggle is real.
The woman had a severe case of computerlexia and became sad and frustrated that she could not resume filling out a form , even after 2 hours of trying.
by Mama llama April 22, 2016
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computerfull

A very beautiful computer, in which is very nicely organized.
Person 1: Look at my computer!
Person 2: its very computerfull!
Person 1 & 2: *That epic highfive with a freezeframe*
by BumBle Bee is a BlueBerry September 2, 2016
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computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017
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Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.
Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.
by Dope420 January 15, 2017
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Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers
John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt
by Kwias February 9, 2017
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