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Perth College

all girl school that is worse than hell. Uniforms are made for nuns and cost more than the school fees. Most girls become fake ass fags once year 7 starts and the school doesn’t do shit to help. Think they are the best school and don’t talk to guys. The school is a crackhouse😘
Perth college girl: omg my dad just brought me the iPhone X and I’m going to figi. Your so poor
Me: ok ur gay
by ilovemymumlol April 22, 2019
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MacLachlan College

Rich spoiled kids that live in Cokeville (Oakville) who's parents make 25 million a year . The school is also China's hangout spot because it seems like every person who goes to this school is merked or asian. No hot girls
Dequan: All the girls at this party are merked
Jordan: Better then MacLachlan College
by MErkedsdv June 9, 2018
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Jamaica College

Well know for their fine decent young men, but also listed as bun givers they are highly seeked by the "yam head" women that attend Andrew's and Immaculate and also sought after by many other schools but Jc men have "higher standards"
Oh what a fine man..yes he must go to Jamaica College
by bbccarlos January 3, 2023
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college marriage

A serious college relationship where the participants basically act like an old married couple. Does not entail being engaged, and may or may not result in actual marriage, but typically lasts for at least the entire duration of the couple's college experience.
- Seems like we never see Brian anymore. Think he and Katie are ever going to break up?
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.
by wordshark February 28, 2011
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college gay

n. someone who is gay while in college, experimenting sexually with the same gender
Ben: Hey, why is your wife making out with a chick in her scrapbook?

Steve: Oh, Brenda was college gay.
by MattyMurdock May 15, 2016
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Boston College

A fantastic university in Massachusetts. Haters can go fuck themselves.
"Blah blah blah blah Notre Dame is better than Boston College blah blah Charlie Weis blah blah Jimmy Clausen blah blah Rudy."

"What? I couldn't hear you because you were being too much of a douchebag."
by 7620 December 2, 2007
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Community College

An institution that society uses to further sort, sift, and weed out its members into basic categories of winners and losers.

While some students will succeed in community college and obtain a vocational credential or transfer to a 4-year school (both of which are noble) many will find it just as difficult as their high-school experience and will drop out and work in a menial job for the rest of their life. Others will graduate with an Associate's degree in nothing special and will find jobs pretty much as inaccessible to them as if they only had a high school diploma or equivalent.

Either way, society helps its members find their own level, giving those with merit the opportunities they deserve while preventing those who don't meet a basic threshold of academic aptitude (or intelligence/ambition/discipline) from obtaining a degree they surely DON'T deserve.

Of course, this is NOT what CC's themselves SAY they exist for--it's what they ACTUALLY DO.
"I hate high school. I think I'll go to community college after I graduate/drop out." That won't work out.

"I'm going to the local community college to get my paramedic's certification."
by Teacher of Mushy Minds April 15, 2012
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