Aquinas College 

Aquinas College is a school located in Perth dedicated to love between two men. Aquinas College is a school full of skimpy faggots who have the impression that they are cool. Students in this school take joy in clenching each other's

ass cheeks and taking immense pleasure in it. Some things Aquinas students like to do consist of, Swordfighting, widening each other's assholes, viewing of gay porn and anal penetration from behind. If you are in Aquinas and are butthurt by this factual text then you can go fuck yourself.

Davo: Hey I heard we're playing at Aquinas College this week.
Stevo: Shit, I sure hope no faggots dig into my bag and sniff my underwear like last time.
Davo: well there's no guarantee it won't happen, stevo, gay people can't control themselves.

Aquinas College by T💚💙C February 26, 2019

Oakland Early College 

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

Oakland Early College by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

Bard High School Early College 

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

Bard High School Early College by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013

carroll college 

1. A top-rated liberal arts institution in the capital city of Helena, Montana founded in 1909 by Bishop John Carroll. The school motto is, "Not for school, but for life."

2. A school with the coolest professors who run to class and speak in tongues. We like getting outdoors, not having toaster ovens or candles in our dorm rooms, and flooding classrooms. Many people enjoy going on adventures like eating in the cafeteria or falling down Guad hill, and others enjoy bogging down the wifi with Netflix. If the stairs in Charlies don't kill you, Val's voice yelling out your latte order surely will.

"I've decided to go to Carroll College next year!" "Where??"

carroll college by nutellanomnom August 2, 2016

whitman college 

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.

Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"

whitman college by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017

Eton College Bicycle 

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

Eton College Bicycle by NotABromance March 5, 2018

Iona College

The greatest school in Brisbane.

Iona College- Home of Eshayz who vape in toilets and people who say the n word often

Iona College by rapist266 June 3, 2021