Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat November 7, 2008

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

cleavage grapes

1) grapes that are stuck in girls' cleavage at Medieval Times.
2) what should come back instead of those furry boots.

Girl 1: Ooooh, where'd you get those cleavage grapes?
Girl 2: Dior.

by bastardosaverin April 6, 2011

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016