DickyJohns17325's definitions

schnozzle

Verb: to perform fellatio deep enough that the fellator has no choice but to breathe through her nose.

Anyone can give a b.j., but it takes a special girl to schnozzle a diesel just right.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

narby

An adjective derivation of the noun/acronym "narb" (no apparent reason boner) used to describe a girl/woman you find attractive even though she's not that good looking.

"Jess super cool to hang out with even though she's got thick thighs."

"Yeah, dude, she's narby alright."

by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

Gunther

A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.

Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."

Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."

Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"

Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."

by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009

snarly

1. Adjective describing a woman who is contemptibly ugly, stupid, or annoying, but who acts as if she is attractive or desirable;
2. Adjective describing a woman who is oblivious to her own physical or social shortcomings and who acts condescendingly as a result;
3. An adjective that may describe the "fat friend" in a popular clique of young women, if she fails to recognize that the others only keep her around to feel better about themselves;
4. Any unattractive, arrogant woman.

I thought the pear-shaped blonde at the frat party would be an easy lay, but the snarly bitch told me I was too drunk to take her home.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009