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Fail and blabber check

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.

2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.

3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"

Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."

Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."

Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 1, 2010
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rotten sea food check

To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.
Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"

Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."
by SexyLukey22 June 27, 2014
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A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check

When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 4, 2004
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welfare check

can you say''free money''
bill-were did u get money for thos j's

tyrone-from my welfare check bitch
by ray ray flores December 28, 2006
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Stimulus check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.
I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.
by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020
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check

To re-evaluate one's position, and or actions
by Saiko July 29, 2003
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