commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022

Leadersheep Committee

A group assigned to lead a task, project or other effort wherein the majority of the group completely lacks or discourages any independent thinking. They blindly execute the task as described by the executive.

The new CEO likes rafting, so the leadersheep committee changed the whole event to a rafting trip.

by mlw_srpm April 29, 2011

average titty committee

B cups or c cups would be part of this comittee...meaning the perfect tits club not too big not too small...d cups or bigger would be BIG tits! XD but most of them are plastic anyway or fat girls have them..:P like if you're part of this committee whether you proud or nah...

Average titty committee: Katy and Cindy are definitely part of the average titty comittee. .Nicky: wow look at that fat girl over there with huge saggy tits...

Candice: yea eww but look at Katy with those beautiful perfect c cups, she so thin and her body is in great shape. ..and Cindy with those perky b cups and flat stomach, nice ass, she's so pretty and skinny, wow i totally envy them...

by fuckallbitches September 24, 2015

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

commie dachshund

a large, fully engorged, raging hard-on, also affectionately referred to as 'red hot dog'.

hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.

by wamazon February 26, 2011

commutersynch

Inflected Form(s): commutersynched, commutersynching
1. a situation in which a person or persons in an adjacent vehicle is singing along to the song playing in your vehicle
2. an attempt to find the song that a person or persons is singing in an adjacent vehicle

"Dude, I was totally commutersynched on my way home from work today."

"That guy is belting it out- let's try and commutersynch him."

by MonKeye October 26, 2011