closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

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closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016

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Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.

Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.

by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016

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