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circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.
Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.
by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005
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Circuit City 2AM

It is the popular spot to call people out to fight in order to resolve difference. The kicker in the situation is that there is not going to be an actual fight. While the "called out (callee)" party shows up expecting a fight, the "call out (caller)" party hops in the car and begins a jousting competition. There is a chase, followed up by some jousting. It's a hoot.
What did you say about my body fat percentage bitch? Bitch, Circuit City 2AM... BITCH.
by M K February 14, 2005
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circle jerker

someone who stands in a circle with many other men and masturbates with them into the middle.
john is a circle jerker. he goes to circle jerk every saturday night.
by mima April 5, 2004
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Circle of Life

When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".
She got mad after I gave her the Circle of Life last week.
by TWIsM May 30, 2011
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Circle

A geometric shape characterized by all points being on the same geometric plane as well as being the same distance from the center. The distance from the center to any point on the perimeter is known as the radius. The perimeter is also known as the circumference. Two times the radius, or the distance from any point on the perimeter threw the center and onto another point on the perimeter is known as the diameter.
A gathering place characterized by its general shape being a geometric circle.
The ratio of a circles volume to a square inscribed in the circle is equal to 2 times Pi divided by 4.
Lets go meet at the circle.
by A being March 18, 2004
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Circus

A Harleen.

A person who is a whole ass clown and is butthurt over every little thing and cannot take a fucking joke.
"Omg Harleen is a whole fucking circus"
by Thisbitchassthot August 28, 2019
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