suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016

Minge Butter

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.

Can also resemble custard.

Bruhhh, did you see how much minge butter she whipped up during that last hike?

by CuntLord26 February 3, 2023

rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.

After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.

by Thenineteen December 13, 2015

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.

How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015