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Jesus Bitch

1. A girl who is in love with Jesus to an extreme to where she is really fucking annoying. 2. A girl who constantly attends church, but is a total slut. 3. A girl that knows more about dick and Jersey Shore than she does about her own religion. 4. A girl who's idea of God is about as empty and shallow as her vagina.
I'm going to punch that Jesus Bitch in the face if she doesn't shut up!" "Go hump a bible like your man-whore, Jesus Bitch!" "I bet the Jesus Bitch would suck cock for the offering."
by churchpeopleareannoying April 25, 2011
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irrelevant bitch

a bitch who thinks they are important to everyone and the center of everyones world.
geez did you see that girl she is such an irrelevant bitch.
by hibyegottablast August 5, 2016
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pussy punk bitch

An insult first found in The Boondocks Episode The Story of Lando Freeman.
Steve Wilkos : Are you gonna keep making excuses, you pussy punk bitch?
by Takumi Fujiwara November 29, 2013
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Queen Bitch of the Universe

The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.

One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe
by RecentCoin July 27, 2007
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glitch bitch

1. Someone who takes advantage of a glitch in a game's software to defeat an opponent.

2. One who executes the same move repeatedly in a video game in order to defeat an opponent or gain points etc.

3. Someone who repeatedly exploits a weakness in a system to their own usually massive advantage.
Riley is a great gamer, but he got stomped by that little glitch bitch he was playing.

The software is weak and open to exploit by any simple glitch bitch who comes along.

Mutual fund glitch bitches were purchasing stale funds after hours in order to make massive profits at the expense of ordinary investors.
by rxdx October 23, 2006
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bitch bar

Another term (alt: sissy bar) for the vertical fender strut, passenger handhold combo on some, mostly custom choppers & other motorcycles, referring to the almost exclusive female designation of the rear passenger of said chopper; i.e: the bar that the bitch hangs on to.
"Didja get a loada that skyscraper bitch bar Crazy has on tha back of his new chopper?"
by Grizzly IX September 7, 2006
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Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)
"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"
by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008
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