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Britished

Britished is a word used to describe someone. It is when someone forcefully moves you just so they can be in that spot.
Rachel Britished me from my seat
by two_Fish December 2, 2021
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British

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.

There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.

This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?

Person 2: British People aren't real

Person 1: *a'rent
by BorkaDictionary December 2, 2021
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british

A person without dental care therefore also a person with bad teeth
I hate the british, their teeth are unimaginably horrendous.
by Lord Farquad VII December 3, 2021
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British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.
"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall
by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021
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british bacon

British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious
You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce
by CJ'Z butty shop February 6, 2020
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British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.
Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!
by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020
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Going british

Sudden misplaced kindness towards people
I was bullying a mate together with Zulu last night, and all of a sudden he started going british and ruining it
by Kuntphug February 26, 2020
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