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brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too
i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021
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brandon

This guy is know for shitty rapping an is considered a bitch
Brandon is a bitch nigga
by James lepley June 18, 2018
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brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money
brandon will kill you for cash
by brandon killer November 14, 2019
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brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 16, 2018
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brandon

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”
by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020
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brandon

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?
by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016
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brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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