upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme

When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.

"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"

by NoodleBoy July 30, 2008

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Blumpkin

Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet

I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin.
toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.

by brentanticus October 20, 2009

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

by Deroc October 29, 2008

glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

by CairoXP July 3, 2007

rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 22, 2005