Steezy Blumpkin 

A better than regular blumpkin coined by the ever stoned teens of Colorado.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.

Damn, that girl at the mountain house offered to give me a steezy blumpkin but I turned her down remembering the incident in Mexico...

Steezy Blumpkin by GuitarJew April 13, 2009

Hot Blumpkin 

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.

Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.

Hot Blumpkin by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009

Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin 

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.

Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!

Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009

boulanger blumpkin bonanza 

ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight

I hope Ms Holmes doesnt catch me gettin the vince boulanger blumpkin bonanza.

boulanger blumpkin bonanza by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

Reverse Blumpkin

A Reverse Blumpkin is an act referring to the sexual act, The Blumpkin. However in this variation, the woman masturbates the man. As he ejaculates, he does so into the toilet while deficating into the woman's mouth. Viola, The Reverse Blumpkin.

Tim: Did she give you a blumpkin?
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.

Reverse Blumpkin by tweek9845 December 14, 2009

Bloody Blumpkin 

While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.

"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"

Bloody Blumpkin by Tyler Breckenridge October 27, 2005

Royal Blumpkin 

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

Royal Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007