Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Bible

A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)

I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

quibble bibbler

A man, who sneaks into the room of unsuspecting mothers, and does a strange ritualistic dance around them called the quibble quable. usually causing bad dreams, or awkward rashes

My mom hasn't been sleeping well lately. I think the quibble bibbler has been at it again.

by Bajo September 30, 2007

bobble-head

Fellatios giving woman

"Did you hit?" "Na dude, but she was a bobble-head!"

by Sway78 October 20, 2007

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

garbooble bobbler

The best bowl we ever had
Shannon killed it though :'(

Dude...pass me the garbooble bobbler
WEll i WOULD...but it like broke
damn...
hehe

by Steph Domm January 20, 2005

bobble

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008