blumpkuzi

A blumpkuzi is to give somebody a ballcuzi and a blumpkin at the same time. This is a job for two people, it is literally impossible to do with one person. These two people do not include the man who is recieving the blumpkuzi.

Miles: Dude I heard those two girls gave you a blumpkuzi. Which one gave you the blumpkin and which one was doing the ballcuzi?

Dylan: Haha how the fuck am i supposed to know, I was so shitfaced that night.

by cummer. October 15, 2009

Blumpkinator

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.

by grilliam shakespeare October 21, 2011

Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice

A mixture of Piss Female Cum, Vaginal Sweat, and occasional Period Blood, which is drunk by a man performing a Blumpkin on a woman. The man will start to thirst for more Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice, and become a Blumpaholic.

Steve: Man I’m thirsty for some of that Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice.

by ZJeski March 28, 2020

anti-blumpkin

The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.

Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!

by MundyGodman May 16, 2006

Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

T-Blump

Basically the same as T-Bagging and Blumping but mixed together. So getting your balls sucked whilst having a poo

Me and this bird t-blumped last night, felt well nice.

by JLB WINKLE March 18, 2009

Ultimate Blumpkin

To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.

I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.

by spoonman14 June 10, 2009