blumpkuzi

A blumpkuzi is to give somebody a ballcuzi and a blumpkin at the same time. This is a job for two people, it is literally impossible to do with one person. These two people do not include the man who is recieving the blumpkuzi.

Miles: Dude I heard those two girls gave you a blumpkuzi. Which one gave you the blumpkin and which one was doing the ballcuzi?

Dylan: Haha how the fuck am i supposed to know, I was so shitfaced that night.

by cummer. October 15, 2009

Blumpkwich

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.

Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

Count Blumpkula

The wonderous act of receiving a blowjob while stuffing your face full of Count Chocula ceral.

"Would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?"

"No, thanks. I paid my neighbor's son $12 to give me a Count Blumpkula, and I'm stuffed."

by ZombeeJeezus November 18, 2009

Blumpkrimjob

The act of performing fellatio whilst the receiving party defecates. However, during the act your tongue intermittently embarks on a pilgrimage to brown town.

Stacey was giving me a blumpkin and decided to brave the depths of the nether portal thus the blumpkrimjob was born.

by KrisPcueKumber October 25, 2017