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jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror
Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"
by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018
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Scott Borchetta

/s-kat bore- cheater/
• a term used to describe an old white

man who doesn't know timezones exist

and profits by selling off someone else's

hardwork of years without their

approval

• a manipulator who spews up fake

paragraphs to defend himself but

nobody believes him

• a term used to describe a rat ,

popularized by Swifties
If a Scott Borchetta talks shit, then I owe him nothing!
by Tea lit rally July 1, 2019
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I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.
Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.
by Jorbach October 16, 2012
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borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010
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I Was Born In The Wrong Generation

Comments Kids type in that you'll find in popular 21st century VEVO Music Videos such as Justin Bieber, Taylor swift, Katy Perry and many more . What It Means is that they wanted to be born in the 70s, 80s, and 90s cause they think that back then, The 70s, 80s and 90s had better music like Pink floyd, Nirvana, Green day and all the 90s rock band. But If they were born in the generation they wanted to be, There will be no iPhones, Good tablets and Call of duty.
Annoying 11 year old: I was born in the wrong generation, Katy Perry music is awful, Green day is much better. Why don't we have that today?

Edgy teen: Guess what, WE DON'T CARE!
by Super splatoon kid August 27, 2016
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shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.
(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010
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boring

zzzzzzzzzzz. Like sleeping but with eyes open. When your tired and everything's quiet and not fun.
expls; School,chatrooms,internet,books etc.......
by outlast October 17, 2003
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