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Booty Seizure

When a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. At first glance it seems to be a pretty sexy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they're vigorously shaking an extremely clingy shitlock off of of they assbeard.
A: Hey Secretia. Check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!

C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)
by Dr. Rockwell March 20, 2010
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Boidyke

A cross between the words boi and dyke. A lesbian who acts and dresses like a young boy, sometimes a very effeminate boy.

Boidykes usually identify as female, and do not always identify as transgender. Note the differences between identifying between a boy and a boi

Being a boidyke is different to being butch. Where as being butch is usually seen as 'man of the house' type thing, boidykes are more like young boys, in the playful, carefree type of way.

As boidykes are usually fairly androgenous, it is generally considered that if they were biologically male, they would be considered feminine for their gender.
Sophie is a lesbian who wears boys clothing and has hair like Justin Bieber. She is a tomboy, but if she was a guy most people would think she was gay. She is a boidyke.
by Maxxi_o June 17, 2010
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Booty Good Jeans

Jeans that make your derrière (rear end, butt, booty) look phenomenal, usually worn by females and attract the attention of others.
The "little black dress" of the new millennium.
She wore her booty good jeans tonight even the pockets are poppin' fresh.
by lilnki March 8, 2011
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Booty cloud

When in the club, for a certain amount of time, people, especially women, will tend to relax their glutes and release a fart, not necessarily synchronized, but around the same area of time.
I heard on Manswers that booty clouds actually help you get laid.
by TheBoodeyman June 11, 2011
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Booty love

The act of having love and/or making love to the booty.
Im meeting up with Tamika for some Booty love tonight.
by Dfaltinertia January 17, 2015
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BootyBrows

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy woman bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.

P.S. Onision is a cuck.

P.S. Onision is just brave enough to admit he likes what a frig ton of people search on the internet, except he actually admits to liking that stuff. His haters are just jealous because Onision is attractive in looks and personality, and that he has a massive online following.
Me: Onision haz teh best bootyBrows

Guy: KYS

Me: Y-You too

Whuddup, its a jacksfilms refrence :3
by SuckACuckYouLuckyDuck June 22, 2016
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Booty nigga sex machine

a black nigger boy with a fat ass that has a huge sex drive
“My cousin is a booty nigga sex machine
by weixvason May 27, 2019
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