Atlas

The Greek God who is forced to spend eternity holding up the world. Once tricked Hercules into taking his place.

I understand your skepticism. Nobody wants to get tricked into suffering Atlas' fate. I don't quite remember how that Atlas story ends though... I know Hercules gets Atlas to resume his duty but I can't remember what he said. Or even where I heard the story.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

Alaskan Pacifier

The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.

When she pinned me down with an ALASKAN PACIFIER, I knew my winters would never be the same.

by ShoGun StickxG June 12, 2022

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner

A girl gives a guy a mouthski(blow job) whilst having the candy, pop rocks, in her mouth.

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner is BO$$

by Hugh__Jass January 30, 2010

Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding

The act of knocking your partner unconscious during intercourse, then you proceed to ride then off the roof of your house into a pool.

Jim: Hey babe, you ready for the Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding?
Jane: Sure, but try to take it easy, I don't want to tear my back up that much this time.
Jim: Well you don't have a choice, because your going to be unconscious
Jane: Fuck

by MR. Stanky September 20, 2017

Seneca of Alaska

A term used for pretindians, those who pretend to be native.

Stemming from a Tumblr post. A kid posted a hispter in a war bonnet. When accused of being racist, he claimed that he was native and therefore not racist. When asked what tribe he was enrolled in, he exclaimed Seneca of Alaska, a non-existing tribe.

"It's not racist! I'm native!"
"Let me guess, you're Seneca of Alaska?"

by janessabess March 10, 2012

alaska

A nickname for someone cold and between worlds, thus questioned by people because of their abstract, heavy, and fanciful ponderings.

"Stephanie says that she wants to know why she's given half her life to people she hates now. Stephanie says, when answering the phone, 'What country shall I say is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. The people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. Its all in her mind. Stephanie says that she wants to know why it is though she's the door she can't be the room. Stephanie says--but doesn't hang up the phone--'What sea shell she is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. the people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. It's all in her mind. She asks you is it good or bad. It's such an icy feeling. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska."
-The Velvet Underground, Stephanie Says

by Dan Copulsky August 1, 2006

alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

by flippzies July 7, 2011