mouthski

oral pleasure. a blow-j. when a lady proceeds to wrap her lips around the tip of a gentleman's penis.

ways to increase your chances of recieving mouthski:
1) buy her a binyon's (or pbr, high life, etc)
2) compliment her on her tote bag
3) take your niece to see her dressed as a mall santa (only if you are into bigger girls...all meat and no potato...know what i mean?)

the girls in broken arrow, oklahoma skip the handski and go right to the mouthski. if you find a real freak, you may even get the footski.

by officer slater January 17, 2008

mouthski

Term used to refer to oral sex.

Syn. Bj, head, dome

Damn yo, did you at least get a mouthski?

by scampanon July 10, 2009

mouthskids

the build up of dirt and grime that will form round the lips during a heavy party session. it has been known to contain mostly saliva but also spunk, shit, snot, blood, smegma and in some cases fluids from an animal.

in extreme cases it can turn so sticky the lips will be glued together and flys will stick to it so watch out.

another common cause is talking the biggest load of shit.

its more commonly found amongst gay men who love to rim filthy asses.

remember always wash your lips!!

lenny : are you wearing a new shade of lipstick....?

penny : i dont wear lipstick

lenny : well what da fuck it that shit on your lips?!!?

Benny : eeeeeeeeeeewh theyre mouthskids dirty fuckin bitch!!!

Lenny : WHAT??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

Jenny : im sorry!

benny & lenny then kick the mouthskids off and skull fuck jenny. she loved it.

by Benny Lenny Jenny July 13, 2010

mouthshitz

The act of shitting in ones mouth.

Holy shit, Amie came over with her mustache and ate all my uncrustables, she's totez getting mouthshitz.

by donotello August 4, 2008

mouthkiss

1.To kiss on the mouth.

2.To connect mouthparts.

1.Frank and I have practicing our mouthkiss techiques all day.

2. I once tried to mouthkiss a skagwhore but she farted on my leg and ruined the entire moment.

by Michael White February 13, 2005