Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
by MrBitchin May 31, 2014
ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
by Exmar May 17, 2008
An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019
noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
by stefan buff November 10, 2013
by beezley October 15, 2013
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014