Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

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cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle

Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing

by Glyclick February 09, 2015

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The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

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When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain November 16, 2007

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A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018

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a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

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An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

by beezley October 15, 2013

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