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Hole In one

When you stand over a girl and jerk off and the the cum lands in her pussy mid air
Yo dude I made a hole in one in vanessa from the roof!
by bdriggy September 28, 2025
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death
Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary
by Sinpara October 24, 2020
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a Grandiose one

To call someone a Grandiose or a Grandiose N****r has nothing to do with the character being grandiose, nor is it a play on their ethnicity. It is simply an expression of exasparation at a friend's behaviour.
synonims include: Ass, the N word, Giggan***a
Bob ate the the last spaghet? Man he's such a Grandiose one
by Semicolonioscopy February 26, 2024
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One legged but kicking contest

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
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Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out
To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.
by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018
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One more fish

1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck
1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again
by One more fish March 13, 2019
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