synthetic whistling 

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.

The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(

synthetic whistling by Telephony May 8, 2015

thin whistler 

Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.

My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.

thin whistler by pb_destroyer February 21, 2012

feather whistling

Feather whistling is when a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.

The stripper was kind of hot, but she kept feather whistling on me and it kind of killed the mood.

feather whistling by Sarah Bellum & The Neurologist February 16, 2009

t'whittle 

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".

1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?

t'whittle by ctrlU November 11, 2011

pig whistles 

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

pig whistles by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Whitley

The happiest person you will ever meet! She's often mistaken for being high and usually short. Great friend to have, most trusting person in the world. May look sweet on the outside but don't be fooled! She sure does have a temper!!

I hung out with a Whitley last night! Man it was a wild night, cops, drug tests, and music too loud on the radio was just a part of it.

Whitley by KKrazy! May 12, 2011

pickle whistler 

A derogatory word used to define a male cock sucker.

Bob's a non-pussy getting motherfucker. I'll bet he's a pickle whistler.

pickle whistler by Omlette Man October 4, 2006