t'whittle

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".

1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?

by ctrlU November 11, 2011

Whistle T

When someone pairs blue and brown in their outfit together

Ew, have you seen Meghan wearing blue jeans and a brown shirt?!
Omg yes! What a Whistle T

by Slim Benito Shaynee July 16, 2018

Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025