t'whittle 

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".

1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?

t'whittle by ctrlU November 11, 2011

Whistle T 

When someone pairs blue and brown in their outfit together

Ew, have you seen Meghan wearing blue jeans and a brown shirt?!
Omg yes! What a Whistle T

Whistle T by Slim Benito Shaynee July 16, 2018

Don't pish on the whistle 

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

Don't pish on the whistle by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025