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Portland Trail Blazers 

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

Goblin Trail 

The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.
"My girl left a long goblin trail on me last night and i liked it."
Goblin Trail by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025

Snail Trail

When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.
"Bro, that chick left a snail trail from the hot tub to the bathroom"
Snail Trail by Corindos September 10, 2025

Deerfoot Trail

Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.
Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.

Male trail

The residual fun juice dripping out of a cavity post coitus on the awkward waddle to the toilet
“I was walking to the toilet after we finished and it kept falling out… call that a male trail”
Male trail by n0n0n0.pal January 20, 2026

Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face
Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it