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Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!
Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

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by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
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The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.
I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!
by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018
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Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
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Blue tick of death

The act of opening /reading a text message on Whatsapp and not replying the sender.
James: "Did you at least reply Jennefer?"
Hank: "No, I gave her the blue tick of death."
by Henk Oets November 8, 2020
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The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!
by Rugger69 May 25, 2012
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dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.
I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.
by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015
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fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.
Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it
by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015
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