The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.

I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!

by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018